![]() When Johnny confronts Dracula about this, the worried father-in-law lies and says there’s a real estate rule that only a monster can run the hotel. He hopes that his daughter Mavis (voiced by Selena Gomez) will be able to keep the hotel in good hands, but she overhears the news and believes that both she and her human husband, Johnny (voiced by Andy Samberg), will inherit it. ![]() All I know is that Jingle Bells sure isn't the wholesome song I remember from my youth.Īfter 125 years in the business, Dracula (voiced by Brian Hull) is looking to retire from running Hotel Transylvania to spend time with his new wife Erica Van Helsing (voiced by Kathryn Hahn). This psychotic verse seems to support kidnapping young girls, getting a "botailed bay" (this is apparently the name for a horse who's tail has been cut short) and making him go insanely fast, and then there's an ominous crack-is it a whip? Is it someone's skull? Who the heck knows. ![]() I mean, this poor horse!! "Misfortune seemed him lot / we got into a drifted bank / and then we got upsot?" Uhhh no one cares about what happens to the narrator and fricking Fanny, I want to know if the horse is okay? Did they leave the horse in the drifted bank? Did it die? I'm really concerned.Īnd don't even get me started on verse four. Also, just looking past the whole Fanny thing, this verse masks some dark stuff under the cheery tune of the song.
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